..have eaten breakfast, lunch, and dinner at your desk.

..spend more hours at work in five days than you do at home in seven.

..struggle to lock the door at the office, only to find out minutes later that you were trying to use your house key.

..use your time away from work to work on non-work-related work.

..prefer your work computer over your personal computer because you're more fond of the workspace.

..don't realize until Monday morning that you forgot to take Saturday and Sunday off.

..check your window on the way to bed to see if the sky is turning blue yet.

..take off your shoes after a long day of work, but then you realize that you had just put them on and you're late for work.

..say "TGIF" and then check your calendar only to find that it's Tuesday.

..look in the mirror and realize why the word "deadline" contains the word "dead".